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DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person
whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
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FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
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EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
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INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by
the man as "playing hard to get."
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IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
» NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more
often than he does.
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SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
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LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
